International man of mystery. Comes and goes as he pleases.
The Professional
He's been all around the world and maybe he's found a home.
VP Product
Has a passion for the game. Loves taking it all the way up to the line with refs and opponents. Shoots lasers.
Coach
We call him Coach for a reason. He knows what he's supposed to do, but he really knows what you are supposed to do.
Will quietly give you a hat trick. If you're a real jackass he'll find a time and place to let you know.
The Advisor
Dribbles over, around and through the teeth of the defense. Occasionally finishes.
Legs
Hustle game strong. Ball skills, not so much. Makes the easy ones look hard and the hard ones look easy.
Fouled Out
Likes long passes, longer shots and strategic fouls.
Todd
Unorthodox goalie whose hands are a third option for stopping the ball. His balls and his feet are 1A and 1B.
Tiny Dancer
Runs and dribbles faster than he talks. Keeps track of his miles. Might be having another child as you read this.
SBD
Sweats a lot. Wears old shorts. Carries himself like he used to play at a high level.
Content Manager
Understands the rulebook. Knows all the refs names. Cold blooded sniper.
